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Party at the neighbor's
So, it’s been about a month since i moved to this neighborhood. My neighbor is a single lady in her early 40s, with two kids. She is okay from the outside, nothing spectacular but i’d fuck her since i have not gotten laid for eight months now. So, it was her younger kid’s birthday yesterday. She invited me along with another gay guy who lives next door. While the gay dude was busy gossiping with the other moms, i was feeling really good after a pretty long time. those moms were hitting on me constantly. Three of them gave me their phone nos. and i could feel one of them pat my crotch casually several times. After the party was over and her ex had picked up her kid, i volunteered to remain and help my neighbor clean up. We were talking when she confided in to me that she had not been intimate with anybody for a pretty long time. Hearing this, i decided to make my move and rubbed her on the back of her neck as if i was trying to de-stress her. I ran my fingers over her head and pulled her towards me, hugging her from the back.
“Do you wanna try out an adult party game?” she whispered.
I nodded. Soon, she brought out a packet of powdered candy and laid down on the table. She pulled up her top and poured the contents in and around her belly button. Then, she pointed at that and told me to lick it out. I went down and started eating the contents from her belly button. Man her belly button was deep! I licked every bit of her belly button so that not a bit of that was left and then i kissed upwards and smooched her passionately. She told me to go back and pamper her belly button, saying that it turned her on. Although, her belly was fat and filled with stretch marks, hence not that pretty, i really wanted to get laid and so did exactly what she told me to! I kissed all over her belly and started licking and sucking on her belly button very viciously and in turn i could hear her moans. I went down and pulled her pants down and started eating out her pussy. then, i got on the table and began fucking her. Finally i was getting laid after so freaking long. I fucked to my heart’s content and then let her go, not before making another mess on the table, which we both cleaned up! This morning, she winked and smiled at me while i was leaving for work.
Late 70's My wife Sally and I married 6 months, mid 20s we go to our new neighbor's (Bob) Xmas Party. She knows Bob's friends, Jim and Lynn, -- and she's flirting with Jim, maybe a little too much. Later she tells me she interned for Jim's firm and they'd go to lunch and stuff -- small world, this was 100 miles away.,About a month later Bob is flirting with her. all seems fine, old guy flirting with young babe. Sally is really hot. Then one day I see her scolding him. Guess she had enough flirting. Oh well. After we move 20 years later she fesses up. Jim and her were more than friends. He told her he never had a BJ, Few wives her age gave them then. She told him get a room, you don't want your first blowjob in car. You want the full effect, me on my knees sucking your dick, you looking down at me pleasuring you (she loves giving them like that) -- He's hung like a pron start, so she makes him a fuck buddy. "full disclosure here -- most of this was before you" -- most. Jim has a big mouth and brags to Bob his hot young neighbor gave him blowjobs in Philly. When they're flirting -- it's really Bob begging for a BJ, he hadn't had one since France after WWII -- Sally's patriotic and gives him the same deal, get a room -- but once and done. She comes though "like an unpaid prostitute" but he wants more -- after the 3rd BJ I see her have it out with him when he's wants round 4.
So you have not gotten fucked in 8 months and we are supposed to believe that you are Mr. Stud and every woman at that party gave you her number?
Good on you this will obviously turn into your usual root now