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Wife got really drunk
My wife got completely drunk and I had to pretty much carry her into the house, while I was doing that one of her breasts slid out of her top. This happening of course got me a little horny because for one she is absolutely hot and I love to play with her boobs.
I got her onto the bed and she never even made a sound while I removed all her clothes. I thought well maybe she is just pretending to be passed out so I will leave her alone so I played with one of her nipples a little bit then pinched it pretty good, no response.
I have always wanted to play with her while she was passed out so I kept caressing her nipples to see if they would get erect and sure enough they did. I moved on down her body and wondered if she was stimulated more would she get wet. I spread her legs out and pulled back her hood and started licking and sucking on her clit. She did rock her head back and forth a few times during this but never uttered a word or moaned out. She was getting wet but there was no reaction from any other part of her, just laid there. I did not think she was going to have an orgasm but I did enjoy about twenty minutes of her wonderful flavor. I propped up her legs and folded them back then started entering her, it was pretty much the same thing, no response but she was nice and lubed up. I had a great orgasm and came nice and deep pumping her full.
The next morning she was still asleep so I rolled out of bed and made some coffee, when I came back to check on her she was still just like I left her. I went over and started playing with her nipples again and this caused some stirring but no real get up and go. When she finally got out of bed and was talking she said good morning and then told me that she had no memory of last night but told me that she hoped I had fun when we made love. I told her that yes you were pretty much out of it but you still were a lot of fun.
Take lots of pictures next time
My girlfriend and I have an agreement that if she ever passes out, I can do what I want.
When my wife gets drunk like that I let guy's grope and finger her
My ex wife used to get drunk and pass out and I always had to carry her in the house or to the car. I enjoyed fucking her butt when she was like this and used to pose her in various positions to take pictures of her. She never refused me sex anywhere or anytime when she was sober, but she was a outright alcoholic. I divorced her after one last serious incident.
1). I didn't divorce her when she got a loan and spent $20,000 on lottery tickets.........she won $4.00 from those hundreds of lottery tickets.
2). I didn't divorce her when she 'totaled' 5 of our cars in less than 2 years
3). I didn't divorce her when she totaled a new car that was less than 2'hours old and less than 11 miles on it
4). I divorced her after trying to take her into the house, 2 police officers came up and drew guns on me, thinking I was abducting her and she denied knowing me. It took my neighbors who heard the ruckus to come out and identify me and her as husband and wife. She denied knowing who any of us was. They let me go and I was able to take her into the house, but that was the last straw
Damn dude! Now that is a major handful to deal with.