The only gift I ever want...why can't I have it?

Xmas, my birthday, father's day, whatever. All I ever want for those days is sex. Not just you'll lay there and let me get one off - I have a hand for that. I mean, you put a little effort in and give'er. Use your imagination and come up with something, anything. You never have to buy me anything ever again for those occasions. So, my question for you is, why won't you?

By Anonymous