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I was lubed up with baby oil and using my toys. The problem came when it went to far in my anus. I wiped my hands but still couldn't get it out. In a panic I called my best friend and told her what happened. She immediately started laughing her head off and said she knew what to do. 5 minutes later a knock on the door, when I opened it I was staring at one of our neighbors. How embarrassing is that. He was calm and eventually got it out. I have been reading this site for along time so I'll answer the question. Yes he had sex with me after.
That kinda stuff happens, I remember when the wife and I were very young and I was playing with her and lost a green grape in her pussy and on our way to the ER it just sliped out LOL
Try a silk handkerchief push it up each others arseholes with just a bit sticking out and when you are coming start to pull them out slowly, try it you will be suprised
Are you a girl or a guy?
I'm a girl I'm also married
Was the sex with your neighbour up your ass ?