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Noisy neighbours
My husband and me never seem to have sex anymore, it's not for not wanting it we are either to busy or to tired.
If you knew me as a person you know what I'm about to say is very embarrassing.
We arranged a night away in a hotel, kids are with the grandparents and we are both looking forward to it.
We checked in as early as we could and got straight down to business, as my husband was pumping away the headboard of the bed was knocking against the wall, it was very noisy but we didn't care, an hour mast have passed and we were still having sex, it didn't matter what movement we did the headboard would knock against the wall.
Then we heard the phone ring, we stopped and waited for it to stop then continued, again the phone rang and when it stopped it rang again and again, in the end my husband lent over and answered it, it was reception saying that the joining room are experiencing a noise and was checking to see if everything was ok, we had to finish on the floor and it totally ruined our night to the point when we went out my husband had to make sure reception was busy before I walked passed.
Stuff a blanket or something behind the head board.
1st of all grammar counts. "...it's not for not wanting it we are either to (too) busy or to (too) tired."
2nd of all - next time check if maybe the bed can pull away from the wall. Sometimes the headboard is attached to the wall but the bed itself will move away. This way there would be no knocking.
3rd of all - the people at the desk have had sex before. The people in the room next door have had sex before. Don't ever feel ashamed of enjoying intimacy with your husband. Even loud sex! Probably the people next door were jealous, and the people at the desk thought you were were heroes. ;) Enjoy each other. Life is short.
Don't you mean you (two) were heroes lol
Sorry I couldn't help it, but I totally agree!