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Ok so.... this happened about a year ago its really quite twisted and somehow blocked this from my memory until this afternoon i found myself thinking about it again.
so im now 28 and a fairly attractive fit guy type of guy i do quite well on the dating seen
however about a year ago i was bored and horny cruising the porn channels on the internet i subscribe to afew dating sits as well (can be quite entertaining when your board and horny) anyways i got a message from some random woman on skype saying that we had messaged afew times a while back but never met in person. so i thought sure maybe long story short she was horny and wanted to see my cock on cam. She caught me on the right night because usually if its not in person i wont be bothered but but this point im super horny and agreed to it. So whatever i played with myself for about 10 minutes and shot a huge load all over the wood floor in my bedroom which i strategically pointed the cam too.
There was a few odd messages about incest i did not pay much attention to because i was really in the moment. finished up and shot this woman a ttyl message lol
3 days later i had to email a pdf in to work but my computer was super slow and acting up.. so went to use my mothers computer in the home office . she had skype notifications disrupting the screen so i opened it in order to shut it down. i was immediately drawn to the name, thinking to myself why is her handle and picture so different and weird i get the handle being different but why would she use a fake picture. About 5 minutes passed when i realised it was the same handle of the woman i jerked on cam for...
yes this really did happen
I couldn't even finish reading this tripe with all of it's grammatical errors. If you're going to lie, at least proofread and make sure the story isn't so painful for the literate.
The one that got me was seen vs. scene.... ugh