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Once,in my basement I got acquainted with the big shop vac we had. But with 21/2" attachments it didn't do much putting it on my dick, however,after getting the idea to put the end of the hose right on my balls! What a feeling! For a while, I just let it run, stretching my balls farther and farther. When I went to pull it off, it made my balls shake violently,as they banged back and forth inside the hose end. I started jerking off and didn't last a minute! What I didn't know was that my mother wondered what I was using the vac for,so she came down to find out.There I was naked with the vac hose firmly on my balls!!!!! She really believed there was something wrong with me, but I was just finding out how much I loved nut torture, and still do!
I tried the same thing with our pool vac, and almost lost a nut. I could NOT pull the hose off! I tried and tried, but I could just see my right nut going farther up the hose. Very painful, and my right nut is alot lower than the left ever since. I was only 13 when this stuff was going on.
I have been using my shop vac for years on myself, I have even attached a palm sander to the hose for vibrations, unbelievable feelings. My wife still sucks me off but not nearly often enough and one day she asked what I was going to work in the shop today. I told her that I was just going out to get sucked off by the shop vac, she laughed and told me she would love to see that happen. I told her to come on and she could watch if she wanted to, she stared at me blankly for a moment then followed me out there. She asked me a few times if I was joking around with her but when I got out a different hose and fittings and attached it up to the vacuum she stood there with her hand over her mouth. I hooked up the palm sander for maximum pleasure and she was amazed at how much it sucked my cock. She got pretty turned on actually and I ended up laying her across my work table and licking her to orgasm. She told me I was the biggest pervert she ever met thirty years ago. She has even asked me to do it a few times since then because she likes to watch it.
I use my shop vac with an 1 1/2" silicone coolant hose about 12" long, coat it with Vaseline, I tie it to my table saw and fuck it like I would fuck my wife, at certain points it makes my cock vibrate and swell big enough to plug the hose
Haha, note to self, don't try the pool vac