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I employ granny prostitutes
Many years ago I had a brief relationship with a woman 50 odd years my senior (me 22 and her 78) and it was wonderful but came to an end when she passed away at the age of 84. Sad I know but she wasn't ill for very long and we had had sex less than a week before she died. That was 10 years ago and I have lived alone since then, which I have to say I very much like. I am very hermit-like, I live in the countryside and I work from home as a programmer, which pays well and allows me to live how I want. But I need sex and I wanted sex with women in their 80s. Now this is awkward and something I find hard to initiate, just how do you go about pulling a granny? But I was introduced by a work acquaintance to a club (read brothel!) and this place is heaven. You book the night you want to attend and then go along and pay your money upfront, from there everything is included. You get to do naughty things with one or more grannies and you have a real laugh, for example, one evening one or two of the grannies are dressed as French Maids or Nurses. You know the type of uniforms we are talking about. You can have sex in the main party room or go to a bedroom just you and your granny nurse/french maid/police woman/schoolgirl etc. The party room reminds of that sitcom 'Hi de Hi' because they hold silly competitions, for example who gives the best pussy or arse licking, which is one of my favourites because you might lick a dozen granny pussies in no time at all. This place is so much fun you would not believe and btw I am there tonight for a session of complete debauchery! See ya later guys.
Like you I love sex with aged women, absolutely nothing like it. I also use prostitutes but I would love a club like the one you go to. There are a circle of granny-pros I use and often I will have 2 or more and play out fantasies. I have a collection of outfits they can wear but I love the grannies as nurses, police women, nuns or schoolgirls. If I just have one granny then I like to strip naked and lay across her while she washes, powders and fits a nappy on me. I then get breastfed - obviously she has no milk but double cream spread on her nipples does almost as well. If I bite one of her nipples (only playfully) she will take the nappy off and give my bottom a smack. It then degenerates to oral sex and fucking! Friends I tell about my kinky goings say that I am crazy spending all this money on prozzies but it's cheaper than getting married!
Sounds good why not try me. I'm an old granny. https://www.granny-escorts.co.uk
Try Jenny King she's in her seventies and will do most things to please including bareback sex and bareback anal sex which she loves. Her website gives all her details certainly worth a try. www.jennyking-sex.co.uk
She have a little outie belly button
I found several reviews of Jenny King on Escort Rankings which sung her praises. Does anyone know her address? I know from the reviews she lives somewhere in Stoneygate, Leicester but an exact address would be very useful for me to visit her.
Did you ever find out the address of Jenny King in Stoneygate? If not email me and I can let you have it edkellard@yahoo.com
Yes I know where she lives I've had the pleasure a few times and she is good believe me. If you want me to share her address email me on edkellard@yahoo.com and I'll share it with you or anyone else who's like to know.
Ed