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I'm sorry Scott
I'm sorry honey I've been sleeping with your brother Brian for two year's. He has introduced me into a whole new world of sexual experiences and it's wonderful. I've told your brother I'm his and I will do anything he wants. I'm considering leaving you. Jessica
Thats not love, its just lust. And if you break up and expect Brian to pay your bills etc put up with your nonsense, you'll wind up with neither. Homewrecker.
Dear Jessica,
I don't think you realize how close Brian and I are - he actually asked my permission to fuck you that first time and I told him it would take a load off my shoulders as you're a useless fuck in bed. He told me later, after he fucked you in our living room, that I was right, like fucking a dead fish were his words.
Meanwhile, I've been shagging that hot new secretary I hired and slowly funneling money from the company into an offshore account. The retirement and investment portfolios were liquidated months ago and I think it's about time I turned off your gold card as well.
By the time you read this the locks on the house will have been changed and the Bentley picked up by the dealership (its lease is up and I'm not renewing it). You can have the last $10k in the checking account, but you might want to go easy on it. You've got no education, no marketable skills, and both Brian and I agree you've let your body go, so you'll need to make the cash stretch.
Best wishes, Scott
Your funny, I love English humor.