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What Happens in Vegas...
Here's my confession. I'm a computer programmer by trade but a males prostitute at night and get paid by guys to give their women what they don't have - a huge cock. You see, I'm one of those lucky guys to be born with a HUGE fucking piece of meat. Sure, it's caused me some problems in my life, but right now, at 29yo, I can make $1,500 easy 4-5 nights a week.
Here's what I do, I put an add out on a couple of the Vegas escort and swinger websites. Straight-up, you want a big dick ring me. My calendar is full 2-3 weeks in advance and I take Sunday and Mondays off to recuperate.
Most guys have average sized dicks (that's why their average) about 4-5" in length and small enough around you can easily wrap your hand around it. Me, imagine stacking 2-soda cans one on top of the other and then stick my mushroom shaped head at the top. That's what I'm packing.
It's usually the guy that contacts me. It's usually his dream to see his old lady take a big dick. Most guys, and women even, have no idea how big is big, or what it takes to get me to fit the first third of my dick inside a woman who is used to a guy with an average dick. But, the harder I try the more I make.
So, next time you're coming to Vegas bring the old lady, check the ads, and plan to drop some cash. If you're nice I'll even let her blow you while I plow her from behind. Oh, and before you ask, sorry guys but I don't swing both ways. This is strictly me servicing her. You want to each my pie that's fine, but no drinking from the tap and I'm not touching you, other than to move you out of the way.
Baloney! Your probably gay & do8ng guys
Most guys with really big dicks never really get rock hard.
Agree. Rather have a four inch piece of steel than an eight inch piece of sponge.
Exactly.... just flops around like a soggy loaf of bread
My dick is bigger than yours, and I bet I could turn you gay.
Vegas is a betting town. What will you wager?