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So I'm sitting in the pub
I'm hanging out in the pub in town, as a regular there I pretty much know everyone. I was sitting by myself after a few friends left, it was getting late. This good looking blonde comes in and sits a stool away. She started making small talk, she asked me if i was married. No I said I'm divorced. Yea me too she said. I asked do you have kids, yea I have 10 year old son, I said I had a 20 year old daughter. I asked if she was new in town, no but I did live in a town about 30 miles from here for the last 15 years saying she grew up 1 town over, now I'm back after divorcing. She looked like she was in her early 40's. She asked me how old I was, I'm 57 I said, she said I'm 53. I told her she looked like a 40 year old, and her shape was awesome for her age. I try to take care of myself, especially after I divorced out of an abusive marriage, I'm not into having a relationship she said. I know neither am I told her. She said she's a stuggling mom, and was tired of living in financial insecurity so she decided to do something about it. So what do you do I asked, she said she has sex for cash, that she loved sex and was using her body to get ahead and get some cums out of it. I said what's it take to have someone as beautiful as you? Your not a cop she asked, no I'm a mechanic, look at my hands. I guess you are she said. You can have me for an hour for $150. I said I'd love to but I'm too buzzed for sex tonight. No problem she said, she gave me her cell number and asked me to call her. A few days later she was on my mind, I never had the chance to be with a really smokin hot chick, I wanted to give it a go with her just to have the experience. I had the time of my life with this woman for such a small price. The sex was great and I call on her every month since. I'm not in any relationship so I don't care. I don't attract women, been pushed away by some ugly women so this woman is a treat and there are no obligations. We meet up monthly, she's well worth it.
Had one, once, at my regular pub. Was odd for that place, really, but, she sat next to me, we chatted a bit, had a drink, and she started the physical stuff, touching, running her long-nailed fingers up my leg, and hinting let's get out of here.
I agree, then she hit me with it: $100 and whatever tip you want when we're done. I was a little surprised, but figured..Hell, why not? We'd gone that far already, she had me revved-up for sex, and I lived close by. Took her up on it, back to my house, fucked like hell in my guest bedroom, paid her, then dropped her off at the bar again. Didn't think much of it, until a new (er) bartender saw her in another night, and apparently knew her from another place. Girl said "That's Patty..All I can say is, stay a-way from her". Too late. I'd already had her.
Good find! Those are the rare treats you've found, I'm thinking.
Hope you wear a condom since that whore is getting all kinds of dick, not just yours