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How to get with a housewife
I am a 26yo cinema manager and day in day out meet and interact with loads of gorgeous house wives. I always flirt with them and often slip them my number but never get anything back in return. I really want to get with an older woman (a single older woman, don't want to be a home wrecker).
Does anyone have any suggestions on how I can do this?
Hope you didn't listen to them. I hated my mom acting that way and thirty five years later I still hate that and those guys. Everything you do has the potential to hurt someone. Stay away from those moms and wives.
Dr. Phil says anything you can't say or do in front of your spouse without them getting upset is cheating or anything you try to hide. You are encouraging cheating by flirting, which is sexual activity and it is the kids that get hurt. Quit flirting with married women as it is never right or harmless. Quit flirting altogether as you are encouraging homewrecking. Find a single lady and leave the married ones completely alone.
I manage a hotel bar and run into the same thing - loads of older married women who stop in for a drink before heading home to their boring husbands and loathsome kids. All they want is to be courted, wanted, told their beautiful and sexy, driven wild in bed. I'm not talking about just a fuck, they can get that anywhere with minimal effort, I'm talking about making them feel wanted and pursued almost stalked. First off, take note of the ones that come in several times a week. Seek them out, compliment them on their hair or nails. Tell them you've noticed them before, and that they caught your attention with how beautiful they were. Offer any suggestions you can, an upcoming movie they might be interested in, etc. For me, I tell them about new drinks we're offering, weekly specials, when the bar will be busy, etc. I also make sure to introduce myself, give them my card and tell them to ask for me personally if they have any questions or problems. I also take note of their names, they drink preferences, and make sure to great them by name and have their first drink ready (and complimentary) when I see them come in.
You are sick and won't be healthy forever. Their husbands aren't boring and their children aren't loathsome; they are human beings who deserve faithful parents. You are nothing but a vulture who isn't good enough to go after single women. I hope life gets you back for all the husbands and kids you've cheated over the years. STD waiting to happen; as one man said on here he didn't even have sex and got one from oral alone. Good luck getting one.