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I ran a home based bathtub refinishing business for 10 yrs. I was a one man operation and enjoyed my work. Now having had a lifelong fetish for secretly sniffing women's panties, by spending a lot of time in the bathrooms of strangers I had lots of opportunity. A lot of time people would let me in to do the work then leave for their jobs or to run errands etc. As the chemicals had a very strong odor, even with an exhaust system the house could get pretty stinky.
Depending on the bathroom layout I'd sometimes take off the door or sometimes not but I always put up a plastic barrier over the doorway. Then I'd check the closet for the clothes hamper. A lot of times I'd get lucky & find fragrant dirty panties for my sniffing pleasure. A lot of women would hang bra's panties or loungerie on the door hook. I once had a woman that was very well built with large boobs, I found her bra on the hook and checked the size tag, it was a G cup. I never knew those existed until then.
I got to meet & see a lot of pretty housewives over the years and fantasized about them. One woman answered the door in her pajamas and stretched her arms up which made the buttons on her top expand and I got a clear view of her right tit. One time a husband let me in and took me up through the bedroom to the bathroom, his wife was sitting up in bed watching TV in sheer pajamas.
If some one did leave the house I'd check dresser drawers for underwear & bedrooms where I'd find a lot of used panties laying on the floor. A woman once let me in the house and I found her panties & pantyhose bunched up right on the bathroom vanity, but she took them away promptly and got red in the face.
I had a single woman with large tits answer the door in a bikini on a warm summer day, she stayed in the house the whole time I worked and I couldn't stop eyeballing her. The job was a two day job and the next day she was in a nightgown, sat at the kitchen table talking with one leg up to her chest giving me a clear view of her panty clad pussy.
I never did steal any panties though, I don't know why, it just never occured to me. I never had any women come on to me for sex, but surprisingly I met a lot more homely ones than pretty girls.
The pretty ones really made the work enjoyable.
I spent an entire summer home from college doing handy man work, I was always pretty good with tools.
One lady had me refinish her bathroom, it was a rather large job that took me a full week. One entire wall was to be covered with mirrors, so I was stripping the walls to glue the mirrors in place.
The last day, I was in there, she came in with a towel wrapped around herself and told me she needed to take a shower because she had to go to town for something.
I said I could leave while she did, she said to not bother, that she wasn't bashful. Then she dropped the towel and climbed in, slid the shower door shut. I didn't know what to do, so I just kept working on the wall, I was scrubbing off some glue residue from the mirrors I had put up the day before.
Then out she came, grabbed a towel, dried off, gave me a big grin and left.
Nice looking lady, that was my best naughty experience.
HGTV gave me to idea to start my own handyman business while I was still in H.S. The business end of the deal was usually done by the husband, bt once a contract was signed and i started work the men would disappear and the wives would start hanging around. The shit was non-stop, MILFs throwing themselves at me the innuendo would be thick, lots of lip licking, banana eating, touching my arms and abs through my shirt.
Women wearing next to nothing stopping by to see my progress on whatever project their husband couldn't or wouldn't do. I learned pretty quick these women wanted a guy who didn't know is way around a pussy, so I acted all innocent and "i've never been with a woman before". They would go wild. I swear, half the jobs I worked ended up with me getting a BJ or laid. Even had one tell me she wanted to fuck me, but only in her ass since the bible said her pussy was her husband's. Not sure what parable that's in, but I should look it up.
Finished-up college this year, debt free, and still operate that handyman business; I own 2 trucks and have a crew of 8 now and plan to expand. I don't get as much pussy as I used to, but it's still out there if you know how to ask.
I do home remodels, mostly kitchens and baths. There isn't a week that goes by where I'm not offered a bit of strange. Sometimes they just want the thrill of having a well built man for once (why are all husbands today soft, pasty white computer nerds?) other times they're making the excuse they're willing to give me their favors for a price break. Well, I can't pay my truck payment or mortgage with some married woman's pussy, but I don't mind eating a few PB&J sandwiches in order to afford a blowjob 2-3x a week.