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DUMB BLOWJOB SUICIDE
OKAY SO I WAS LIKE, HMM I'M HELLA HORNY AND I REALLY WANTED TO GET THAT BLOWJOB GAME STRONG BUT THE ONLY PHALLIC OBJECT I HAVE IS THIS GLOWSTICK LYING ABOUT SO I FUCKING STICK IT DOWN MY THROAT AND THE HOOK *HOOKS* AROUND MY UVULA AND LITERALLY FOR ABOUT A MINUTE I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AS I'M RIPPING THE GLOWSTICK OUT OF MY MOUTH TRYING NOT TO CHOKE TO DEATH AND MORAL OF THE STORY IS TO NEVER PRACTICE ORAL WITH A FUCKING GLOWSTICK
That's the nice thing about a cock. It's not going to get stuck in your throat. Just ask one of your male friends if you can practise on him. You'll even get some good pointers I'm sure.