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What the hell is my mum up to?
Went on holiday to get some winter sun with my wife, two kids and my mum and dad.
When I sunbathe, I like to wear small trunks to get the best tan, just pop shorts over them when I'm not lying out. These ones were pretty tight to be honest, with a seam that runs up the front which kind of splits everything in two; it's fairly obvious (if you're looking) that there's a ball on either side and then my dick just left of centre. But, who cares, right? None of us are shy around each other, mum and my wife both go topless, etc.
So, this one day, I was just lying on the lounger getting my tan on, when my mum came over and sat on it next to me and starts with some small talk or other, nothing memorable. She was sort of sitting sideways and resting on one hand that she had put on the lounger between my legs, which at the time I thought nothing of. After a little more chat, she reached over me for a glass of water and as she did so, her braced arm and hand seemed to slip a little so it ended up right up very near my crotch (I had one leg up and one down).
OK, NOW I was very aware of this! My dick's on a bit of a hair trigger to be honest and it isn't fussy about what sets it off. Lying there desperately thinking "don't move, don't get hard, nope...", so obviously it starts to do just that. I felt it swell enough in the trunks so that it definitely nudged up against mum's hand. I basically crapped myself and just froze, but mum just carried on talking normally.
That was like a red rag to my dick apparently, because it really started to get harder, faster. It got to the point where there was enough pressure on mum's hand and arm that there was no way either of us didn't know what was going on down there. Mum then looked down at where my bulge was pushing against her and I crapped myself again. Again though, she just carried on talking but she didn't look up, just continued looking at my package.
I can't really explain what I was thinking then, but it was actually more relief than anything! I figured, if this wasn't bothering her then it sure wasn't going to bother me either!
This is where the seam on the trunks comes into play. With the new found relief, my dick just carried on doing its thing until it ran out of room where it was. Normally it'd just mean it'd stay all bunched up, but the seam pushed the head out towards the left and freed it from the front pouched part of the trunks. With nothing holding it in place, the head of my dick travelled up towards my waistband until I essentially was sporting a full erection in very tight Lycra trunks. I mean ERECT as well; it was off my body, pushing the material up over the waistband.
We sat like that, talking, for another minute or so until mum got up and said she was off to get lunch ready. As she got up to walk past me, she trailed the tips of her fingers up the length of my dick and then off she went!
Day after was packing and flights and since we got home nothing's been mentioned at all, though mum is just perfectly normal with me.
What the hell gives?!
Ignore her; tell her it is nasty and go bang the crap out of your wife. Role play with the wife and enjoy her.
I think you and mom were turned on. Do not be afraid to talk to her about it. Tell her how you feel. Drink some wine with her. Then let her touch your hard on
Your mother already told you what gives by brushing your erection. Your move.
Whats wrong with you man your mum just wants to be fucked by a younger man get it out and stick it up her old meaty hole .
Well, you seem pretty dense. Your mother was giving you signs that she was interested if you were. This was probably a holiday fling thing for her, now that you're home she's hemmed back in by conventions and morality.