Random people's socks...
Ok so I work at a gym, and the gym has this changing room/shower area, and we relatively frequently have someone leave their socks in the changing rooms. It happens maybe once every other week or so, and if I find a pair, I'll take them and sniff and lick them while beating the old faithful. It's so nasty, to do that stuff with a completely random persons socks, but I kinda love the idea of it. I usually have absolutely no idea who's sock I have, and that makes it all the more fun, for some reason. It's got to be the most unsanitary thing I do, but I love to do it.
I do this sort of thing too! But I need to know they are lady's socks