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My bad wife
We were looking after next doors dog and I thought my missus had gone out so I started to play with his nob, my mate touronroute blows his dog and I was thinking I might as well. All of a sudden Zoe walked in on us and was suprpised but she laughed and started blowing the dog and when it came she took it all in the mouth. He was cumming for ages and when he finished she got up and said I home going into town to buy some sexy underware for a party I am going to tonight.
Mark (aka wizzo)
"I home going into town..." - wizzo is it you or your missus that's thick. Or probably both.
When I was a kid I was out with a bunch of mates and we saw a horse in a field and started tapping his dick with a stick until he got a boner - it was huge. After a while a couple of girls came along and they gave the horse a wank - you should have seen the cum.
They then asked us if any of us wanted a wank, we were all very young but I knew I could cum and so I said yes please. It's funny when you think about it, I was stood in a field with two (older) girls giving me a wank with my mates standing there watching the progress.
Happy Days!