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A while back I was in a hospital with a heart problem. The treatment was to give me a diuretic (pill to make me pee a lot). I was weak so they put a catheter (tube) going up my penis into my bladder which is held there by a little balloon on the end of the tube and has holes in it to let the pee go out into another tube which empties into a big, transparent plastic bag. I just laid in bed or sat in a chair watching TV while the pee continually drained out. There was this sweet little nurse assigned to my room who would come by and check on me. She would squat down and pick up the bag holding my pee and talk about it with me. It was just sort of weird, yet kind of sexy too, to be sitting there with this tube up my penis talking with this woman I didn't know about my pee. At one point, as she squatted there, she turned and obviously spread her legs so I could see the outline of her pussy. She smiled at me and giggled and I smiled back. We did not do anything else however, my penis was kind of aching as I started to get an erection. When my Doctor discharged me from the hospital, my nurse came in and took out the catheter. As I was leaving, she gave me a warm hug and wished me well. She was a nice lady and I wish her all the best wherever she is now. It was just an odd situation yet she made it better for me than it could have been. I just never thought I'd be in a hospital discussing my pee with a cute nurse.
I had a stent put in my center Aorta, fairly simple procedure, but the incision is right alongside the genitals so they can run a long tube up the artery to put the thing in place. I was 48 at the time, too early for heart troubles.
After, I was flat on my back on a stretcher, they actually tie the ankles so the patient can't move, and I had to stay like that for a couple of hours. After all a main artery is opened, they don't want it opened back up because we could bleed out.
Nurse came in to help me pee, since I could not turn she held my penis in one hand and the bottle in the other. No problem at first, but this one older nurse came in on the next shift, she was holding me just like the others but then she began to wiggle her fingers, squeezing and letting go. I did manage to pee, barely, but then I began to get an erection. She let go, got up, pulled the drapes, then came back and told me to relax and did an odd squeeze and release thing no woman before of since has ever done.
Not a hand job really but the result was the same if that makes sense.
She said something later about needing to do that so I didn't get erections.
Not sure why though.
I had open heart surgery earlier this year, it sure does knock a person down, let me tell you. But with the pandemic, and all of the testing, I was there under heavy medication for seven days, they were thinking my symptoms were COVID.
But my tests came back negative, and the whole place changed. A nurse came in, she was tiny and black, to bathe me since it had been a long time in almost isolation.
Man, did she bathe me, when she began to do my groin I erected, I tried not to but did anyway. She took her sweet time doing that, to the point I actually dribbled a little bit.
The next two baths were by this older, no nonsense lady, quick and gone. Then, the day before I was to go in for surgery, here came the little black nurse.
Again, she took her sweet time and a lot of her strokes with the soft washcloth sure didn't seem like intended to clean me. That time I didn't fight it, I just let it go and she kept right on until I stopped. Then she finished washing me, and didn't say a word, she just left.
It was weird, she didn't actually masturbate me, she just kept doing what she was doing with the washcloth until I ejaculated.
Almost like she was pretending that she wasn't doing what she was doing.
I never saw her again the whole time I was in the hospital, but by then I was in the healing mode so I really wasn't up for that anyway.
My wife is a nurse and was caring for a young guy who had been in a car accident and broke both arms. He asked her to help him pee in the bottle so she held the bottle between his legs and grabbed his cock to put the head into the bottle. She said it was very large and starting getting hard instantly. He told her that since she had made him hard he could not pee and asked her to jerk him off to be able to pee. She does not normally do things like that with patients but said she was turned on so she stroked him to make him cum. She said he must have been turned on because he started cumming after just a few strokes. I don't think he really had to pee, just wanted a hj! She was horny and wet when she got home so I did not mind at all!!