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My wierd fetishes, anyone else like me?
Okay so I kinda had this "sexual discovery" period in which I ventured outside of my comfort zone with sexual stuff just to find out what I didn't know I like. I haven't told a soul this stuff yet, and don't plan on doing so. But I just wanna get some of it off my chest. BTW I am a guy, and these will go in a progressive weirdness as I go along.
I go crazy for blondes with ponytails or pigtails, I've noticed that I specifically like highlights of any kind, but red seems to be the hottest. Also, the ponytail at the middle of the back of the head are the best, and as for pigtails I like them a little above the ears(kinda like Harley Quinn from Batman)
This one is pretty common, but I still think its so strange how glasses can make a average girl soooooo sexy.
Belly buttons, god damn. Innes are the best, and I like rings too. Nothing too crazy, but a ring or two is nice and hot. I mostly just want to lick them, but looking at them is nice too.
Noses, this one was hard to figure out for me. Not gross stuff like snot(ew), but I just like to look at them. Strange, right? I've found I like either little ones with round nostrils or slightly larger ones with thinner nostrils. I also like small nose rings, those are really sexy.
I don't like using this term, but its kinda the best way to put it. BDSM is just reeeaaally hot. I like the woman taking control, being dominant, although the whole "strapped to the bed with belts and a gag in your mouth" seems a bit far, I do think its really sexy when I'm playing around with some of my female friends and they pin me down or something.
Apparently I'm bisexual. Not like I would marry a guy or a girl equally, its more like a 80% straight and 20% gay split. It's kinda funny, but I first noticed it when i accidentally clicked the "Gay" section of pornhub. Ever since every once and a while I just feel like being gay for the day. I also like to pick which guy celebs are the hottest (Chris Pratt omg)
Feet! Well, not in general. It's really only the toenails I find hot, sometimes I think toes are sexy too. Really it just depends on what colour nail polish the girl is wearing, and what kind of footwear. Gold coloured toenails are so sexy, and my favorite. My second favorite is red and pink.
This one is just so random, but I really, really, really want to have sex out in the middle of the woods. I live right near the Florida everglades, and a swamp right out there is a place I so randomly think would be a sexy sex spot(say that 10 times fast) Along with that, a little bit of mud or dirt isnt so bad either.
Last one, and this one is kinda new, so I'm not sure how to describe it, and I can't go into very much specifics, but anyway, I was recently a Universals Halloween Horror Nights, and a lot of the women there just seemed so irresistibly sexy. The weird part is, they were holding chain saws, covered in blood, wearing clown suits, laughing maniacally, wearing weird suits, making creepy facial expressions, you get the gist. I don't know what it was about them, but some were just sooooooo sexy! I took pictures with some because of this, but a lot didnt come out well:'(. This one weird me out the most, but the heart wants what it wants I guess. Can anyone help pinpoint that one, or offer suggestion?
so that's it, my wierd sexual fantasies
I think allot of people have desires outside the rules of normal and fear exploring them. When I was in high school noticed my best friend has a huge cock very long and thick. I had been staying the night at his place after partying he was changing and I complimented him. After that I was irritated by my fascination with his cock and my mind would wonder. I had never thought about gay stuff and always have been attracted to girls and still am. It was awhile after high school years later and he was at my apartment. We was talking and he brought up about how one night awhile after I had noticed his big cock I had wanted to compare cocks. I got an instant rush bringing back those strange feelings I said yes I remembered. He asked if I wanted to compare we started jacking off completely naked. We had went to my room sitting next to each other on the bed jacking off. He asked if I was ready and he straddled me laying his cock against mine. Our hands stroked our cocks my 5 1/2” long compared 9 1/3” long was so much longer and thicker. I complimented his cock gripping it he started humping his cock against mine. He started telling me about how his current girlfriend and him hadn’t had sex in a long time. I squeezed his cock and asked if he needed some relief he didn’t answer. He just kept pressing his cock hard against my cock jumping them together I asked if I could suck him cock. Again he didn’t answer he raised up rolling off me our hands still stroking the others cock. Guess the desire took over Contiued
I then leaned over and started sucking his cock he didn’t resist I felt his hands on my head. I was gagging and doing my best to take as much cock down my throat as possible. I spend a good 30minutes or more enjoying it and squeezed his cock sucking it fast and hard till he started cumming. I made sure to drain aver drop he had clearing his cock and making sure he was pleasured. I think it was a weird moment after for me I was laying back reflecting what just happened. I realizes there was nothing to regret and I didn’t feel it was gay but it was fun. Suddenly I felt another rush of desire to suck him and started to I could tell he was caught off guard. I didn’t care I just started sucking hos hands reached for my cock and he pulled me into the 69position returned the favor. My cock being smaller he took my whole cock and balls in his mouth I cam after a few minutes. I then wanted to feel his cock in my ass I straddled his cock trying to lower down. Like I said he has a very thick cock and I had never done anything like this ever. I wanted him to fuck my ass I fell to my back without a word he was flipping my legs over his shoulders. I screamed in pain as I felt his mushroom cock head entering me trying to get way. He was so stronge I couldn’t get away. I said your to big he said he would go slow and just put a little inside. Being a guy I should had known better like I said he is allot stronger. Next thing I knew my ass felt like a watermelon was going up inside it and screaming out loud. Continue
Holding me taking me I felt him going deeper and deeper I figured out he didn’t care about my pleads. Before long he was all the way up inside me and pulled me up holding me. I was perched on his cock still in pain as streaks of pleasure shot thru my body. He held me close bouncing me on his cock I got use to his size and he twisted me around. He took me doggie style the pleasure was now greater than the pain. I felt as his body tensed and he shot a few loads up my ass and rolled off. I laid there sore and catching my breath not sure how much time passed. But next thing I knew he was ready again and took me it was weird screaming “You have a big cock long and thicker”. It was a phase the two of us went thru and I don’t regret I’m married and he’s married as well. We have kids and still are friends once and awhile we make time and fuck around. But we don’t feel we are bi or gay it’s just a sex thing I guess.
I love just about every part of a woman and my absolute favorite is a red head because there pubic hair is awesome and I swear they have the pinkest lips.
I agree about blondes (or any girl) with a ponytail & pigtail, love it & it makes them look so cute/adorable; the belly buttons, it's one of my fav parts of a girls body; the rough stuff, especially when they bite your lip too when kissing you; I only like feet when they don't look so boney, when they're really pretty or cute. I have no interest in guys, but I like cocks though.