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Ear fetish
I'm attracted to women whose ears have a combination of round, smooth tops and a deep, dramatic valley in the bowl of their ear. See Evangeline Lilly's ears for an example of this. From an early age of being hearing impaired and wearing hearing aids, I loved the feeling of my ears being plugged up. I've put play doh, silly putty, and eventually, medical-grade silicone in my ears. My gf and I make molds of each other's ears before/during sex. It is so hot.
It is so difficult, as a person who is deaf, and realised I also have an intense attraction to hearing aids--the bigger, the louder, the more feedback, the better!--to find others who are likeminded! I find having impressions of my earmolds being taken, very meditative. During intimacy, I need to wear my hearing aids, turned all the way up, and love to have my ears covered so they feedback. I love to have the microphones rubbed (HAs ASMR? haha), and sucked on. The loudness just seems to enhance everything. That must be amazing to have a SO who also finds, and participates in, your intense love of hearing aids! Has your partner ever worn your hearing aids?? Maybe buy her a pair!
I have a habit..Not quite fetish..Of poking qtips, wooden matches, drill bits, pen caps, even chopsticks, into my ears until it hurts, then, pour hot water in to make it worse. Very cold water works, too. Get that intense, ringing or no sound feeling.
It all started when I was a teen, and would cut grass or pull weeds, and gnats would fly inside my ears, prompting me to dig them out. Sometimes, all I'd do was drive them further in, and they'd crawl out at night. Would shove qtips or rolled-up toilet paper in there to scratch like hell and try getting them out. That became doing it even when nothing was in there. Would sit at school and jab pen tops or, at that time, my longer hair, inside, just to get the feeling. Used a screw from my chair once, too. Made myself bleed in the middle of class.
Think the best I've done lately has been a heated-up letter opener. I took a lighter to the tip, and started working it in my ear, poking just enough to be pretty painful...Loved it.
Read this book "The goddess of Protruding Ears, available on Amazon
I am a professor who is inclined to give a girl in my class an A even though her paper doesn't warrant it -- purely out of lust. Frankly I just want to fuck this girl badly. She's smoking hot and I want to have sex with her on my desk in my office. Part of me wants to say to hell with the consequences; I want to flirt with her and find a way to get into her pants.