Free Pizza!

My sister and I were home alone and really wanted pizza. Problem is we only had $20. She had a plan though and called in the order. When the doorbell rang she ran upstairs into the shower.

I told the guy I was short all the money and he said he couldn't leave me the pizza I asked him if we could have the pizza if I let him see my sister naked. He wanted to know what she looked like so I showed him a picture of her from a track meet and he said okay.

When we got to the bathroom my sister opened the door and said "Randy is that you?" "I have soap in my eyes! hand me a towel!" The Pizza guy looked at my sister and told me "Dude you can have the pizza for free and took a photo with his phone.

I took the pizza to the kitchen after the guy left and my sister came down drying her hair I asked her where she got the idea. She said she and her friends do this all the time when they are over at each other's houses.

By Anonymous

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