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Caught Jerking Off.
Last week, I had taken a day off from work just to relax and get caught up on some things around the house. At about 1:30 I sat down on my sofa, and decided that I wanted to watch some porn before the wife and kids got home. I put on my favorite girl on girl porn and started going to town on myself. The problem is I forgot that my kids had an early day, and as I am giving it to myself my 15 year old daughter walks into the living room with two of her friends. I was embarassed and hurried to put myself away. My daughter was mortified, but her two friends had huge smiles on their faces. Later on I was upstairs, I walked passed my daughters room, I could hear her friends talking about how big my dick was, and how they had never seen a dick that large before. One of the friends even said that seeing it got her turned on. Well, lets just say hearing this got me all turned on again. I am not sure what to do, cause I would like to let them catch me again.
Probably your dick is lame IRL and can’t compete with the size of your gut. Go get a personal trainer, get in shape for real, stop gratifying yourself, and meet a grown-ass woman who nominates herself to get in touch with you and your penis.
Also grieve your losses instead of reenacting them.
Dont be stupid she n her friends are UNDERAGE youll go to jail pull your head outta your as*
Why don't you jerk off over your daughter while she's asleep?
No. Bad idea. Go get counseling and medication.
First, talk with your daughter, ask her what she and her friends saw and try to explain things as best as you can so she won't start feeling weird around you.
Next, and while I don't approve, you would wait for a night when one or even both of those girls spend the night.
Let them stay up late and make sure they know you're around somewhere. If one if them follows you into the say the kitchen, bedroom or somehow bathroom, try to bring it up, apologize if it stars going south and say you were embarrassed.
Again I don't suggest this because it is an act of pedophile and if it gets out your life will be ruined, your wife won't trust you and your daughter will hate you. So if you're sick enough and stupid enough to try, go for it. And rot in hell. Also, she's 15. Remember how. fickle they can be and think how you would feel if some guy was taking this way about your daughter.
You should let them catch you again... If you want your daughter to hate you...
Really?! You're going to put you're daughter trough a painful expeirence like that AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I say try to get yourself in a place where u can jerk off and they can "catch" you again