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Micropenis
I have a micropenis. I'm pathetic. My little wee wee is smaller than a paperclip. I love posting pictures just to get people to laugh at me. Yeah, it's a defense mechanism but its the only way my tiny little wee wee gets any action. As much as I enjoy the humiliation the trust is that I desperately want to be loved and accepted but I'm afraid that no one ever will. I don't think I'm capable of being loved.
Just buy yourself a huge strap-on, get her really drunk on the first date, fuck her brains out with the lights off, then when she passes out later, put your pathetic little pecker in any hole you choose, and she'll never know.
I have a little dick too! let me tell you something!!, Find a girl that loves you- then get her laid! hook her up with ALL your buddies!! find strangers in bars, parties, etc. JUST GET HER BRAINS FUCKED OUT!!! Keep her happy!!
Don't worry. learn how to give pleasure to a woman by licking her pussy the best way she would even imagine and rob her clit for her and make her having a deep and nice orgasm. She will love you then and will be happy that what a little nice fuck boddy she's found.
If you have a micro-penis, most girls ain't gonna prefer you unless you have money.
LMAO so ur a he/she Maybe u can be the new 40 yr old virgin
I definitely think someone would love and accept you!i dated a guy once with a very small penis. we had to get a bit creative to make sure my needs were getting met, but we had a great sex life.
This makes me feel so much better about myself, thank you. Oh and you are one fucking weird dude.