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My best friend ashley whom ive been friends with for several years, her best friend dylan is a man whore. hes chubby but cute in the face and I knew this. I was the ONLY friend of hers who HASNT fucked dylan yet,. ANYWAY. I met ashley and dylan at his party at the bar I was sober he was drunk and I asked him if he needed a ride home. he said yes I drove him home. He asked me to come in. SO I did I was so tired i fell asleep, he wanted to fuck. I said no I have more respect for myself then that, and I know all what your about sorry. so he got furious with me called me a bitch. && I was out. Peace bro. Long story short when I left his house I slashed two of his tires. I also had a handy spray can in my back seat. I sprayed on his car (white cadillac) "thanks for the herpes mother fucker." Then I went home smiling,.
He should have appreciated that you have him a ride.
I'm proud of you.
Next time use a sponge soaked in brake fluid!! Yes I said brake fluid. It doesn't come off with any car wash, etches the psint!!
Very costly to fix, car has to be stripped of paint, use an acid to remove chemical fom brake cleaner: bec6 it et he'd the pain, that means the chemical went to the steel. Only way to get off "You cheating STD C_ _ T off the car is repaint it.
On her 1995 Berlinetta Camero that I paid to have painted for an engagement present!! Been over 20 yrs. And I still smile knowing the asshat she married paid a fortune to repaint it twice before they figured out to use a cleaner in order to repaint!!!
Sorry but i think you woke up with his dick in your pussy mouth or ass U_U
But that's not what really happened is it?
You fell asleep and woke up with him messing with you. You acted like you were asleep as he finally finished what he was doing and passed out.
Then you quietly left, feeling dirty and mad. You then come on here and confess what you wish you had done.
Maybe that is True to y'all, because that's typical how a man would think, & do. Or say yo his buddies.
But she wasn't drunk he was, she wasn't horny for him . Plus she knew all about his Game. He's a typical P. O. S. That gives guys like me a bad name!!! He got some payback
Lol,that was funny.....