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I watch a lot of home improvement shows, the kinds where the hosts go into people's homes and help them with renovations and such. If the woman of the house is reasonably attractive, I like to fantsize about having sex with her, particularly with her giving me a blow job. If you are one of those women, and you are reasonably attractive, it is likely that I have paused the show on your face and masturbated to you.
Every time I strap on my tool belt and fix something, My wife flirts and calls me Billy (I'm Joe). When I'm done she gives me a blowjob. In truth or dare "did you ever give a blowjob for a favor?" She said her college apartment needed work, it was hard to come by. When the handyman came, Billy, he was a heartthrob. She put on a tight halter and shorts shorts and flirted with him, figuring he'd be back sooner to fix other things. She ended up giving me a blowjob. The first of 5 for fixing things, and 5 more in his truck, just because. Her roommates gave "Cum Back Girl of the Year" award.
I like that. It makes me wet. I'm a handy girl and I know my way around a tool.