Want to have sex really bad

You should come over to Airdrie in Scotland. Oh boy if you want laid this is there place. Just buy a bottle of buckfast ( it's wine made by monks!! ) Honestly, offer the girl that and her knickers melt to her knees and hey presto.... You been laid boy. See you soon 😘♥️
PS.. ask for Claire..... X

Years ago my wife Sally and I both had flings that the other embarrassingly found out about. She's a church going, volunteer type -- likes adventurous sex. I told her you got caught at a cheap motel where the neighbor's daughter works as chamber maid, and you drove up to it on the back of his Harley. You couldn't embarrass us more if you fucked him on the 50 yard line. From now on you run your flings by me or I'll divorce you and I worry about your safety. She is hot, lots of chances, a keeper. I couldn't do better. 2 years later she tells me she befriended this kid 22 (she's 42) -- a virgin -- in a chat room. They talked on the phone and she sent him titty pictures (with a mask on) -- She wants to fuck him -- be his first. He's too shy to walk up to a girl and ask her out. A shy ex was shy no more after she fucked him. This kid needs to get laid -- she said. He's from 200 miles away -- I have our HR do a background on him like he's a potential hire and comes back A+. Sally, tell him your husband said OK, we know who he is and you better not leave a mark on his pride and joy. She fucked him, and gave him first blowjob. In all she met him 3x and he found a girlfriend and got married.