I want to be a man without a penis but with testicles.

When we were very young, a cousin told me a joke about a man who lost his penis. Since then, I've secretly longed to lose mine, and my love life as a failed heterosexual man only accentuates my desire. I think I'll be more comfortable dating women once my penis is gone. My plan is to get rid of it around Valentine's Day, using scissors. I hope I survive, and I don't plan on becoming sterile.

By Anonymous 21 min