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I want to be a man without a penis but with testicles.
When we were very young, a cousin told me a joke about a man who lost his penis. Since then, I've secretly longed to lose mine, and my love life as a failed heterosexual man only accentuates my desire. I think I'll be more comfortable dating women once my penis is gone. My plan is to get rid of it around Valentine's Day, using scissors. I hope I survive, and I don't plan on becoming sterile.
Sep 22
I wish I had a cunt as well as my cock. That way I could, as so many have told me, go fuck myself! I wish I had a cunt.
Me too, I am vegan!
I have a penis but no testicles. I castrated myself because Jesus told me to
I am a male vergen how can I get pussy
Mentally deranged man!