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The most disappointing night of my life
I had wanted to fuck Lori for years. She was a big, beautiful blonde I met through a family member. We went on several awkward dates over the years, but absolutely nothing ever happened other than me being out of at least $100 for dinner, gas, or whatever. Then one day at the wedding reception of a mutual friend, we ran into one another. We got a corner table together catching up and getting drunk. I took her home and to my amazement, we ended up in bed together, but I was too drunk to fuck and had to settle for eating her pussy which I threw myself into with all I had. She later told me she lost count of how many times she came, but since I couldn’t fuck her that night, I blew my one and only chance to ever do so. I was moving out of state the following week for work and even though we kept in touch with occasional phone calls and emails, I never saw her again, even after moving back home a few years later.
Jul 23
POTUS now means 'PEDO of the US"
Pedo President Donald Trump
It's really looking like we accidentally elected a Pedo for president. :(
JD Vance has to step up and be the hero by releasing the full UN-redacted Epstein files, then removing the Pedo President and then lead our nation.
Girls like the penis
A girl can change the smell of her cunt
My little niece is 3, and she said boys have a hot dog. I can't figure out what she is talking about
Did she have a hairy pussy?
Why is there all this shit about Trump on this site?
Trump just may actually be a pedo-phile
Did she suck your dick