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House Rules !!!
My Son and Daughter are Only Allowed to have Sex in our home.. No not with each other, you Preverts !!
Why ?? do you ask, so I know they are both safe!! My daughter is on birth control. I make sure she takes her pill every day.
Then when my son is with someone, She has to prove that she is on birth control, showing me her prescription pills And taking 1 as I watch. Then is totally 100% agreeing to have sex with him.
There Is also a fresh supply of condoms plus I even have a small supply of a morning after pill.
The other very wise reason for allowing them only to do it here is ...so there is never any false accusations of forced unlawful carnal knowledge.
Ok yes, turns me on like crazy listening to them. Son is usually kinda Quiet. Daughter is often Very Loud !!
Never did it with any of their partners.... Yet!! Only recently being comfortable teasing, getting more turned on when dressing very revealingly, even the Silk Robe that pops open "accidentally" with nothing on underneath, In front of their friends, looking at them checking me out . Never wear a bra Or panties at home anymore usually that Tight Tank top ...
I do fool around with one of her crazy gfs. She pops over unannounced whenever her parents kick her out of the house as they want to do it without her around , so if my daughter is busy lol, (Daughter is Straight) her friend will just Hang out with me in my bed. I don't impose myself on her, but when she gets frisky I don't stop her. Never saying No. Its quite Fun. ....Honest !!
Would I ever do it with either of my children ?? A very good question !! I would honestly say that if either of them came to me asking Or even begging to do it with me Me, I certainly wouldn't want them to be sad. Would Welcome Them both.
My son has grown up into such a handsome charming Well endowed fit young man I can see why girls are always throwing themselves at him..
My Daughter ?? Looks like a Younger me !! Very Sexy !! Has that bright sparkle in her eyes, pretty face, beautiful smile, very charming ! Absolutely Gorgeous Body !!!
No i don't have nor interested in having a gf or bf...too much hassle these days for me !! And besides every guy my age is tooo Fat !! ... Don't even bother replying saying; contact me. Never Will !!!!!
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Did you ever tried sleeping with your grown-up sons and daughters? Try, it is a great fun once you all lose control over your passions!
How completely stupid are you did you actually read my story??? If you did you would not need to ask that question moron...idiots on here really !!!!
I am a penis craving secretary who takes dick-tation from my hung bosses and gets paid in sperm!!!!
Ok you have "house rules" but what you are not facing is the possible fact that your kids may have already engaged in sex with each other.
Have you any suspicions?
Since you seem to be so open...
Have you asked them ?
Are you completely stupid or something did you actually read my story I clearly said that they are not having sex with each other... Idiot !!!!
Your son and daughter should start sleeping together.
May i ask, if i was your son's new girlfriend, would you please let me in your bed ???
Awwwww... Ty. Sweetheart !!! Of Course. But... I would have to make sure he's totally fine with it, we have a great relationship wouldn't want to spoil that !! I'm assuming he would be fine, has more than enough girlfriends, shouldn't be too jealousy if I stole you away from him... Yes I'm being greedy I would want you all to myself please. But not being the selfish type it would be so cool having you Sometimes then listening to both of you.
Yay Thank you !!!!!!!! I didn't think to ask this before but May I move in with you please???!!??!?
The Cool Mom !! When i was young and stupid, didn't appreciate my friend's Moms !!!
Still remember That one friendly, frisky, attractive fit ..Mom
That's okay Decades ago we just didn't pay attention to other people's parents. Considering them to be way too old .
Nowadays though Anything everything everything goes !!!