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I miss it
My ex boyfriend and I had the craziest sex life. There was so so so many wild things we did together, I couldn't possibly list them all here, but I am writing this post about something specific that came up with my current boyfriend, and he is definitely not into it. I felt pretty ashamed and weird after I casually asked what he thinks about it. Ashamed or guilty or scared are feelings I never got with my ex when it came to weird sex stuff. My current bf made me feel stupid and uncomfortable and made me feel like that might be the last time I bring up anything thats not vanilla.
The subject of pee came up in a sitcom and I brought it up again later. He wouldnt even humor me. He wasnt even curious if Ive done it before. He wasnt interested in finding out if I could possibly be interested. Its a bummer, I just want to be pissed on. I want to be hosed down. Ill open my mouth while you piss all over my face. If I spread my legs and you concentrate your stream on my clit, I can cum from the sensation and from the idea.
It makes me wonder what kind of sexual adventures my ex is exploring with another girl. Ugh, lucky her.
Fuck I want you will you straddle my face And piss in it
If you're into that kinda stuff I could happily oblige. I'll piss on you I could even take a dump on you if you like hmu
How wild and crazy did you get? Does that mean you sucked his dick?
Yes it gets pretty crazy sometimes, and I suck his dick
Wow that's hot
When I was in my early 20's, I did have a girlfriend that wanted to pee on me and I said no. Looking back, we should've explored hers and my own fantasies more but I was too vanilla myself- or probably just too macho to acquiesce.
Our kinks and bounds change a lot as we age. If my wife would have asked me to pee on her, or her on me when we were in our early 20’s I would have been grossed out and probably question my life choices. But in our mid/late 30’s we discovered together that we both enjoy pee play and we get incredibly horny, and it adds to the intimacy.
The wife and I discovered a while back that we enjoy pee play. Just some added taboo to spice things up
My husband and I do pee play in our backyard garden. It's surrounded by vegetation. We drink a few Bud Lites and have fun.
Why did you breakup with your other boyfriend if you were so good together?
You current boyfriend is lame! I’d love to piss on your clit! And you can piss on my dick!
You're my kind of girl!