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The screaming is getting unbearable
My son is going through puberty and has been having frequent bouts of blue balls. It makes him scream all fucking day and night. I told him he needs to relieve the pressure and stroke one out, but he doesn't do it.
I have to give him handjobs or no one in the house will ever get any sleep.
I would love to help you out
I can give a good bi
Let me know
workout75@yahoo.com
Anybody want to take bets at the age of the poster? I'm betting 13 year old boy in his basement.
Jeez woman call 911 if he hurts so much he is screaming. I doubt that if he did have blue balls it would hurt that bad, and in reality if it did why would you not take him to the hospital. Oh while I'm here, last night my wife had sex with bigfoot...because he had blue balls and was wailing outside our bedroom window.
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Come on Donny, you can write better than that.
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I had blue balls before, but it was never so bad that I had to scream about it. Either he has a bigger problem going on down there or he’s putting you on so that Mommy can help him out with some sexual satisfaction. Be a good mother and help him out anyway, and satisfy yourself in the process.
This was obviously written by a chick that has no idea how blue balls work
Your kid is most probably on the spectrum.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read in my entire 56 years of life. Congratulations! You suck at writing and life! Don't touch your son sexually you piece of shit!
Give the boy some pussy. If you’re not attractive enough hopefully you have a friend or even a daughter to keep him relieved.
Pure bullshit but nice try.