Would anyone take my mom on a date?

Can I get her pregnant?

Is she spry?

What is this, Sleepless In Seattle?

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

When I'm fucking your mom, is it okay when I refer to you that your mom calls me "stepdad"?

When I hang out with mine everyone thinks we're together. She had me in highschool so she's not much older. Had her boobs done and likes to dress in form fitting clothes and normally has her cleavage out. She'll sit next to me and hold my arm and things. Lately she's been kissing my cheek more till she got drunk and went for my lips. Gave me a bit of tongue and I pulled her in and went for her ass. Got my hand down her shorts and was met with a thong. She hasn't been that drunk in a while but hope I'm around when she is.

Will she put out?

Girls like the penis

Is she a virgin?

Why don't you take her out?