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Cucumber lover
When I crave something big, I shop for cucumbers. The thick ones have no taste, but they feel amazing when I shove them in my pussy and violently pound myself with it. It makes me squirt everywhere. Then I wash them and feed them to my family members.
May 27
I want to eat your cucumber while it's still in your pussy
I shoved a long neck beer bottle up my ass before while jacking off
I did 2 and about got a 3rd but wife caught me. Called me a fag and I ended up leaving her for her brother. Now married to her brother. Makes things easier, same family and all
I would eat it right out of your pussy but that’s just me
She's fat
But... I'm not fat, silly 🤪
Fat. Skinny. I’m still eating that cucumber out of your pussy
You right. Never mind