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My wife
I'm in poor health and don't go out much
Is there anyone who would take my wife on a date?
What do people on modern dates do?
Go to dinner?
I would take her out to a nice dinner spot then take her to a nice room overlooking the city. Fuck the hell out of her making her cum multiple times then send her back home to you. Tell her to take care of you.
Take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.