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Caitlin
I want to tongue fuck your butthole. I know you're not bi. Neither am I, but I just need to eat your ass. I'll rub my thumb across your clit as you're bent over while my tongue swirls in and out of your asshole. We don't need to do any thing lesbian. I just need to eat your ass.
May 13
Dammit Caitlin! Get your head out of your ass! This girl just to eat your beautiful pussy!
I've brought it up to her, but in a playful way when we've been drinking. We joke about it and laugh it off. I think one day after joking about it, I'll just make my move.
I hope for you and Caitlin that she lets you eat her delicious ass and sweet, sweet pussy.
Me too! She's coming over tomorrow night. Wish me luck!
Fuck yes! Good luck. All of humanity depends on you finally eating Caitlin’s sweet, sweet asshole and right wet pussy!
I want to do that to nearly all of my wife’s friends, my pastor‘s wife and his 3 oldest daughters, half the teachers and moms at my daughter’s school, nearly all the reporters on Fox News and CNN, my daughter’s dance instructor and her former gymnastics instructor, and former art teacher, my boss’s administrative assistant, the girl in customer service at the grocery store I go to every week, and one of the girls who makes sushi, at least half a dozen ladies from church especially the one whose husband looks like a lumberjack, but I would never touch her because her husband looks like a lumberjack, AOC, Jennifer Aniston (c.1995), Dawn Wells (c.1965), the lady who sold me my lawnmower, that saucy redhead on all those Saatva Mattress commercials, the nurse that wheeled me into my last colonoscopy, Karoline Leavitt, my daughter’s best friends mom, if I went to the gym I’d probably nearly all the chicks at the gym, Taylor Swift, all the centerfolds from my dad‘s playboy magazines if I could time travel back to the 1960s because they’re all old as fuck now, that girl I saw in the legal department at work last Thursday, Salma Hayek right after she did that table dance scene in From Dusk Till Dawn, my ex girlfriend from 25 years ago, that girl at the vets office, that girl at the emergency vets office, the morning traffic chick on Channel 2, and the weather chick, and probably that investigative reporter chick, the one no one ever wants to see knock on their door, well she can knock on my door anytime, unless it is because I tongue fucked one of those chicks I want to tongue fuck and she turned out to be under age.