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I have Lived Too Long
I am a professional soldier - 65 and still alive in a profession where most men die young.
You want to know what's fucked up about living this long? Now that the older woman/younger lover is like a nationwide craze, all the hot cougar MILFs are like twenty years younger than me.
Oh well, at least there are the nubile young things with Daddy Issues for me, and they're cheaper to date than the older bitches. There's nothing in the world quite like looking down at the young nineteen-year-old bimbo slobbering all over my cock and thinking she's young enough to be my granddaughter. The next thought that comes to mind is: she's SOMEBODY's granddaughter, and she's selling her ass to a dirty old man like ME.
I never thought I'd live this long, and I never, ever imagined in a million years it would be like this . . .
You are doing it right, Troop - keep soldiering on, you're setting the standard for the rest of us!
So you’re still soldiering at 65? That seems a bit unlikely. After a nine year break in service, I went back into the military at 36. Most of the people retiring we’re only two years older than that.
Retired from active duty 2008, contracting ever since; last contract was last October, looking at full retirement this year.
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