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I gave in to a crazy MILF
Earlier tonight, after months of declining... I gave in and fucked a hot, beautiful, but. yeah...crazy MILF from the bar I go to...She's slender, hot,, and nuts..A lot..However, was in the same mood I was in...So. we left together, came back to my house, and, fucked like animals.. I know she's a nutcase, no question.. But, the window really was right there, so I took it...She was a good fuck, yes. I also know she's a head case... What to do now>
In the Army we have a saying: "Never share a foxhole with someone braver than yourself." There's another part to this saying: "You might not have any control over whoever's in whatever foxhole you jump into, but whatever you do, never EVER get into bed with anyone crazier than yourself!"
You've broken one of the three rules of life : 1. Never eat at a place called " Mom's" 2. Never play cards with anybody nicknamed "Lucky" 3. Never fuck anybody with more problems than yourself !
Holy shit, this was me a few months ago, even physically. MILF woman from sports bar I go to has had a thing for me for awhile. I've put up with it, as she's basically harmless. Is, have to admit, slender (maybe a little too thin) and hot. When she's not hammered, she's actually ok to talk to. When she's drunk and all over me, I've been able to calm her down, but, few months ago, same as you..I was feeling it, too, so took advantage of the situation.
She came in, sat down, and, after not long, came over to me, arms around me from behind and giving me quick kiss. Sat next to me, and started running her hand and long nails (my weakness) down my leg, prompting my grabbing her thigh and going inside. We finished another drink, then..Back to my house for insane fucking.
i've seen her a few times since, and know she wants it again. I just can't..Once was enough, and my mistake. Her friend, Elaine, who she often goes to the sports bar with (a hot MILF in her own right) knows, and only gives me these shifty, funny looks. Hasn't said anything to me about it.
Don't go back to the bar and move
How crazy? Like seeing people that aren't there crazy? Or I gave her my number and now she's using it crazy?