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Did you know President Trump is offering 5 thousand dollars to females to have kids. So start fucking your brains out. HAVE FUN SHOOTING YOUR SPERM.
Apr 24
Ahh yes, coverage for 3 months of raising a toddler but the rest of the 17 years and 9 months are on you. Sound investment.
Trump has to up it to over $500K if he wants to place that little child sized pee-pee into anyone.
Every time I see his press secretary Karoline Leavitt on TV I want to SHOOT MY SPERM!
Trump is competing with Musk LOL