I'm a married mom

Lock the door!

You need to give it up to your son in order to keep him quiet. If his face is stuffed between your legs, there’s no way he can talk.

I would rather have a hard dick in my butt than in my vagina

Fuck him and let him cum inside your asshole or pussy that will keep him quit

I agree. Give him sex to keep him quiet. Every boy's fantasy.

That would work too!

Bribe him with blowjobs

Yup. That would work for me if I caught my mom cheating.