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Mac & Cheese Made with Cum
Many years ago, there was this stuck up bitch who lived in my apartment complex that refused to fuck me so one night I made dinner for us and dumped a huge load of my cum in the mac & cheese. I loved seeing her devour it, even asking for seconds. When she asked why I wasn’t having any, I told her I just didn’t like it. A few days later, I told her what I did. Her face turned white and she threw up right there at the mailbox where we had been talking. Then she started screaming at me as I walked away. I yelled back, “should’ve let me fuck you, then I would’ve just cum on your tits!”
Apr 17
You’re quite the asshole.
Came on my friends pancakes. Had the idea when I picked them up. Shot a big load and they soaked it up. Was hard watching her them and she said they the best she'd have.
Tricking someone is BS but cum in food is so much fun if willing participants. Hell I'll eat it with her, she fucks twice as hard.
I got off on her NOT knowing she was eating a huge helping of my seed. It’s the same high I get when I steal dirty panties from some chick to sniff. Them not knowing, and us being otherwise sexually unaffiliated, is what gives me a hard on.