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Plumber’s Crack
One of my wife’s friends has the hottest plumber’s crack I’ve ever seen. She’s got a perfect ass, and often wears tight jeans. When she’s around, I can’t help but stare at that ass until she sashays out of sight. And if she bends over to pick something up off the floor, I fall all over myself to get a quick glimpse of 2 or 3 inches of her magnificent ass crack that I would love to motorboat.
Apr 18
Just drop your pants and press your sick in that crack, she wants it if she flaunts it.
I have dreamed for years about burying my face in that woman’s ass. And I would make a move on her in a heartbeat the only catch is I don’t think I would enjoy having my ass beaten by her husband. Which would only be a warm-up for what my wife would do to me.
What does motorboat mean?
This is the Urban Dictionary’s definition:
“The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating ‘brrr’ sound.”
Except I’d do it to her amazing ass.