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I am living the Hugh Hefner lifestyle
I don't have a mansion like him but I have a house. I have two girls who live with me. Each one provides services for me. I pay them on allowance just like Hef used to do. We all got along well I don't see any jealousy with the girls.
We're not like swingers or anything. We've never done three some. It's always just me and one of the girls one on one .
I got tired of the whole dating scene. This works well for me because I know i have a girl at home. I know they will pull down their pants on request. I know I'll be getting what I need from a girl every night. I couldn't ask for more.
I've done well in the business world so I can afford to have these girls.
It changes your entire life, to know you have a sure thing at home. It is so wonderful to know you can go home after a rough day, request a fuck, and she will comply no bitching, no questions asked. It's wonderful to be able to go home and maybe you just want a quick blow, again no bitching she just does it.
I'm in heaven living like this.
Sounds good. It's great to have girls to service you.
I like Hefner
Sounds like living the dream.
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I am searching for fresh pussy.
Fresh pussy beats rank old smelly pussy
Have you found any fresh pussy?
Not yet
I'm afraid of getting pregnant.
So take your pills.
I can't take the pill.
The dick goes in and out, in and out...
Then what happened?
The dick puked inside the cunt
The sucking of the dick, the eating of the pussy.
Do you watch porn with the girls?
No never.
Why not
I am a penis craving secretary who takes dick-tation from my hung bosses and gets paid in sperm!!!
Does sperm pay your bills?
Geez so many questions. I fuck one of the girls almost every day. We fuck in bed. They suck my dick and lick my balls. I eat their pussy sometimes but not always. I shoot off inside their pussy since they are on birth control. We mostly do missionary but I have fucked them doggie style. I have never fucked them up the ass. We don't do 69. All I have to do is ask, and they will pull down their pants and lay down with their legs apart. When they suck my dick it gets messy they spit it out. We never do 3 some it's always me with one of the girls one at a time. I suck their tits and lick around the nipples and areolas.. I run my fingers thru their cunt hair, both have hairy cunts. I have gotten playful and got a mouthful of hair sometimes. I have stuck my finger up their pussies. I have never stuck my finger up their asshole. One time one of the girls measured my dick she claimed it was big. Sometimes the girls massage me with lotion, and the massage ends up massaging my dick and balls. When that happens they keep going my dick explodes. I pay them $50,000 a year for companionship. We only fuck in bed nowhere else.
Any other questions?
Yes another one. Do you sniff their cunts?
A girl can change the smell of her cunt.
Yes I. have smelt their cunts
Do you like the smell of their cunt?
Sure more questions.
1. Where did you meet these girls to be live in sluts for you?
2. How do handle income tax matters with the money you pay them? Do they declare it on their tax returns? Do you somehow write off the expense as a business expense on your taxes?
This is yoo personal to answer sorry
You better fix this you will be in trouble with the IRS.
Do you do 69?
Nno
Do you ever fuck other places or only in bed?
Only in bed. I'm a vanilla sex person, only do it in bed.
Do you suck their tits?
Yes. Also nibble on their nipples.
Do you fuck every day or ever take a day off
Almost every day. I shoot off in a mouth or a pussy just about every day.
Do you fuck other girls too. Or just these 2?
Only these two. No time for other girls and don't like the dating stuff anyway
Do you fuck them up the ass?
No.
No just like vanilla sex
Do you eat their pussies?
Sometimes. But normally I can't wait to get it in and shoot my load.
Do you use a rubber?
No. They told mt they're on birth control.
Just wait till you hear you are going to be a daddy
Sounds like a dream cum true.
Both partners horizontal, the male over the female.
Missionary position
Really, you just go home , tell her to take her pants off, and fuck? Just like that? Amazing.
How much does it cost to pay the girls? Are they with you 24,7, or just clock in and out , or just show up when you need them?
I pay them $50,000 a year.
They live there 24-7.
Yes, this is how it works. If I request a fuck or a blow, either one will comply.
Girls need a man and this sounds good. Consenting adults getting what they need.
Why not threesomes? If you are paying them have some adventures.
I just like vanilla sex and I can't wait to shoot my load so no 3 way stuff.
This is what life should be like. You come home, there's a girl there, she will take her pants off, take her bra off, so you can relax and enjoy what she's got.
Damn right that's the best life
Do they cook and clean house or just let you fuck them?
Yes, some housework, some cooking.
Living the dream. Nice to have girls who are there for you.
Any pics of them