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LADIES of a Certain Age - A POLL
A) Do you masturbate?
b) How often do you masturbate?
c) When you masturbate - do you use toys or just fingers? What type of toys?
d) Do you have thoughts of younger men? Their hard bodies? Their hard cocks?
e) Do you look at porn when you masturbate? What "type" of porn?
f) HAVE YOU FUCKED THE POOL BOY? (or the young man who mows your lawn? or the bagger at the supermarket?)
Thank you
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
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Thanks, Karen ...
Wife and I are in our late 70s. We both love to masturbate for each other. She especially loves watching ejaculations. Amazingly I still get hard several times daily. Her encouragement helps!
I'm 52 and divorced. Two grown kids. I do masturbate several times a week. Do have a few toys,but prefer hands on. There is a young man in our neighborhood, who mows grass. He mows mine every two weeks. When he finishes, I bring him inside and get him some cold water. I get on my knees and suck his sweaty cock. Then we go to the shower and bathe each other,sometimes he will turn me around and fuck me in the ass. After our shower,I take him to bed,where he fucks me endlessly. He his young and vigorous,recovers so quickly. I let him fuck me until he is spent.
That's great you let him fuck you in the ass - that's some good clean fun in the shower
Instead of having him mow your lawn once every two weeks, you should have him coming around twice a week ... I'm sure he could do some "edging" ...
He is getting good "edging with his tongue"š
I'm 49 single/divorced, average looking, maybe 20lbs heavy but not obese. I doubt I will remarry--was married 22 years and that was enough. I make six figures and don't need a man for money. I own my house and have some wealth.
I masturbate about once a week on average. My go to is a 7" suction cup dildo with girth that I use on my chair while I'm surfing sexy stuff on the web and need to scratch that itch.
Otherwise, it's sex with friends, of which I have plenty. It makes me feel closer to them while being satisfied--a special kind of hug. My male friends know I'm not looking for anything more than a little company and fun along with a nice dinner and a movie. My guy friends tend to be single or divorced too, so it works out fine.
I have been with younger men, including my best friend's son who was 20 (and I knew him since he was 6), but that was a rarity. He admitted that he had a crush on me forever, so I made his birthday special. We had a nice time. I usually only hang and socialize with men 35 and up. Younger men should be dating people their own age, as they are at a different stage of life.
No, I don't fuck the kid who does my yard.
Thank you - this is exactly what I was looking for.
Jesus fucking Christ, who are you ?
Columbo ???
I never do this. My bf fucked me so good. I'm totally satisfied no desire to do these things by myself.
I guess that means that you are totally f**ked up ...
Exactly. Everyone masturbates. Men, women, boys, girls, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, black, white, red, yellow, gay, straight, American, Russian, EVERYONE.
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who admit to masturbating, and those who lie about it.
A. Not by myself. Too hard to reach.
B. When my husband has time to do me. Iduslly 2 to 3 times a week. I would like it to be more often but I take what I can get.
C. Sometimes but I enjoy a strong finger doing tight circles the best... When I use a toy it's usually a magic wand.
D. Fantasy is always fun but it's not necessary. I can cum at drop of a hat without fantasizing.
E. Sometimes... Fat porn. Plus sized women with thin or buff guys.
F. I was fucked by 2 contractors doing work in our home. My husband watched and jointed in. It was an amazing gang-bang.
I'm a 34 year old woman. 2 children. 1st marriage. Mixed race, half white and half latino. Reddish auburn hair, light brown eyes, medium to fair complexion, light freckles. I'm 5'6" tall and 610 bottom heavy pounds. I'm a lot to handle...š¤£
610 pounds??? You're way too fat and you're going to die soon. Loose weight before it's too late.
You sound amazing. I love SSBBWs.
What is too hard to reach
Arms too short, body too fat. You figure it out.
Sounds like my wife...š
God no. Only sluts do this
A guy here answering on behalf of an ex-girlfriend from many years ago. When we werenāt fucking, which was rare, because we always seemed to be, she would masturbate in the bathtub by lying on her back, feet against the wall on either side of the faucet. And with the faucet positioned directly over her pussy, let the heavy flow of hot water beat her honeypot until she came over and over. She let me watch and it was SO HOT. She said she used to do this nearly every day growing up.
A. Yes
B. 1-2 times a week
C. Both, mostly toys
D. YES
E. Yes, Straight
F. Yes, the boy next door, sons friends, daughters ex bf, college kids when I went back for my masterās degree.
I am a 46 years old, white female, blonde, blue eyes, 5ā7ā, about 138lbs, 4 kids, 2nd marriage. Honestly itās just easier to masturbate these days, these young boys/men talk too much, and then itās all about social media. I donāt need the world to know our business. I will gladly give you nude pics, allow you to take them, but why do you have to brag about it afterwards?? Thatās how my first marriage ended. You ruined a great thing for yourself
A. Y
b. Y
c. When aroused. Both toys and fingers. Vib-dildos.
d. Y. Y. Not necessarily. Not always, but mouth on my pussy!
e. Y, sometime. Lez and hard fucks.
f. N. (a couple of times invited homeless mature men I've known)
( i'm in my mid-40s, sexually active)
No maturating. If I am horny I go and find a man.
Best advice. Find a man.
Finding a man takes effort and time. While finding a man is certainly not impossible, and much easier for some than others, sometimes you just need 10 minutes to take matters into your own hands then get on with your day. Everyone masturbates.
You do it because nobody wants anything to do with a mental train wreck.