His Mom Was a Real Bitch

The summer before I started college, I went on a 10 day beach trip with a friend and his extended family. We had a blast, drinking, eating, chasing girls, staying up all night, sleeping half the day. We ran wild and I had a couple of run-ins with my friends mom. She was a hideous creature that looked like one of the characters from “Where the Wild Things Are”, which was entirely appropriate for this trip. Anyway, the first dust up was when I partially drained her beer supply and she tore me a new asshole over it. She was a rich bitch and I was a poor college student. Get over it already. The second time was when a pair of smoking hot sisters took a liking to me. I was 19, the sisters were 17 and 14. I hooked up with the 17-year-old, but all we did was grope and kiss. I really had to work at leaving the 14-year-old alone but I think she would have let me do anything I wanted. My friend’s bitch mom reprimanded me over and over about cavorting with young girls even though I wasn’t even fucking them. All while completely overlooking her 19-year-old son actually fucking a 35 year old woman right under her nose. While I was making out with a teenager, he was shagging some MILF he met on the beach one night, and they would hook up each night to fuck in the sand throughout the rest of the trip while her family was sleeping. Bitch mom never seemed to catch on.

By Anonymous Apr 13

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