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I'm a pervert
I have always been a pervert. My earliest memory, I was about 3 or 4. All of us little kids got ready to go swimming. Us boys wiggled our peckers around. There were a couple little girls with us, and we saw they didn't have a pecker. I was blown away by this information that girls was so different.
Then I got older I wanted to see up girls dresses. I went to a school with school uniforms and the girls had skirts.
Then I got much older wanted to see porn magazines. See, I was too nerd like to ever see a real pussy on a real girl, so I wanted to see porn pussies.
Then I got married but I still wanted to know what other girls had so I actually sorta cheat to get to experience other pussy.
I know people will be shock by this but I was a pervert right from childhood and never outgrew pervert things.
I'm a pervert too. I went to an event of someone's house, it was a combination business social thing. Any way there was a girl there she had some nice jugs. They were serving snacks. Among the snacks were the little tiny hot dogs. I watched her put the hot dog in her mouth. And I started thinking this is what she would look like with a dick in her mouth. And this girl had stringy black hair, and I thought she has messed up hair the way girl has messy hair when she's been in bed fucking.
And finally, she had tight pants on. Not camel toe tight, but tighr enough that you know no male could wear pants so tight. So then I wondered what she's got going on down there.
I plead guilty of being a pervert.
Jesus Christ, your mind is in the gutter. A girl is eating and you wonder what she would look like with a dick in her mouth.? This is the kind of thing that comes to mind to see someone eating?
Yes. A girl eating a hot dog or a banana, i immediately think what if a dick were in her mouth. That's how my mind works
Congratulations ...you are FULLY qualified to run for president of the United States as a Republican candidate.
Or Democratic
Bill Clinton?
Among many others, but he’s the King.
Join the club. I was a perverted little kid as well. Saw my first porn through my dad‘s ancient Playboy magazines I found in his closet and then the Playboy Channel on cable that me and my friend in the 5th grade hacked into at his house. Got busted grabbing a girl between the legs in middle school and had to call my parents to tell them what I did from the principal’s office. Began sniffing dirty panties every chance I got from age 15 well into my 30s. Jerked off 5 times a day until I finally got laid at 20 but still continued to jerk off of course. Then started fucking prostitutes because it was easier than trying to hook up with girls who weren’t interested. Fucked as many sluts as I possibly could and used Facebook for the sole purpose of hooking up with old girlfriends to bang again, plus spent countless hours a day jerking off to internet porn. Once I finally got married, I had affairs with 3 women within the first 2 years and tried with a lot more than that. Been married for over 12 years and still want to fuck every woman I see.