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Every time I watch Storage Wars, I have to jerk off. Brandi Passante reminds of my favorite ex-girlfriend who was the best piece of ass I ever had.
Mar 31
In college, I had a hard on for for a chick who reminded me of Genevieve Gorder from Trading Spaces, a pretty popular show on HGTV at the time. But I totally blew it with her by being psycho aggressive in my pursuit.
I forgot about Her, She was Hot
I like that Mary Padin, she's smoking hot. Weird as fuck but weird women like freaky shit! Brandi knows she's hot, don't think Mary does!
All hot chicks know they’re hot.
I agree weird woman like freaky shit