I married Arab woman

At first they were the Los Angeles Angels. Then they were the California Angels. Then they were the Anaheim Angels. Then the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Now they are just Los Angeles Angels again

I was having breakfast at Tim Horton's until in comes a Barefoot Man in a Mountie Uniform who looked completely drunk and would break the law with his shenanigans.

The Mountie began to march and shout very loudly that He's The Mountie, He's Brave, He's Strong, He's Handsome.

Yeah Right, nice try there's not a damn thing hansome about This Drunk Mountie who was making an ass out of himself as Tim Horton's Employees shouted at him to shut up and get out

The Mountie than told that worker he will enforce the law and arrest that worker but that worker told The Mountie that sh will get the real Police hre to arrest this fool.

The Mountie than began to march his way towards the restroom and The Mountie was still barefoot as he entered the restroom making me nearly gag on my coffee.

Then several minutes later The Mountie returns from the restroom wearing his hat, sunglasses a Underwear with the Canadian Flag on it as I noticed a brown streak and there was shit leaking out of his underwear.

Then the mountie dug out a turd nugget from his underwear and horrified everyone by wiping the turd on the soles of his already dirty ass, blacker than Tim Horton's Coffee, Bare Ass Feet completely grossing out everyone at Tim Horton's

Does she have a hairy pussy?

Does it stink

Yes and big hairy eyebrow too