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That would have been real hard to explain
My wife, Lynn worked for a well known national franchise of restaurants and traveled often to help struggling locations, often two or more weeks at at time. Lynn knew she always had a blank check when she was on the road. I enjoyed hearing the stories she told when she got home and they turned us both on. Lynn started missing periods at 48. We were initially concerned because of the extra marital sexual liaisons that she was having. Although Lynn always used condoms when she was with other guys, We both understood that there was still the chance she could get pregnant. It was a gamble we accepted, but the pleasure was too much to resist.
Lynn went to the doctor and he explained that she was not pregnant and that she was starting perimenopause. He also explained that her periods would become increasingly more irregular and infrequent. One thing that piqued Lynn's interest was the doctor telling her that it is generally considered safe to stop using birth control after menopause, which is defined as 12 consecutive months without a period. She told me that she thought it would be fun to play bareback every once in a while with the right guy. I liked how the thought turned her on.
At 51, Lynn had a spell where she had gone six months between periods. She was hooking up with an older black man who, she later explained, was having trouble staying hard and blamed it on the condoms. Without asking me first, she let him do her bareback and he came inside her. We both thought it was hot as hell and Lynn went out of her way to hook up with him a few times over the next few months. We didn't think much about the fact that she was doing him bareback until almost 3 months later. One day Lynn started bleeding and not like a period. We rushed her to the hospital and discovered that she was having a miscarriage. We knew who the father was was because he had been the only guy she had been with and I had had a vasectomy. Scared us straight for a while.
I don't know why but my wife doesn't make black men wear a condom when they fuck her and white men she always makes me wear them. We have kids together and she ended up getting pregnant by a black guy three months in the pregnancy she had a miscarriage a lost the baby. Thank God she had her tubes tied after that because it would be hard to explain why she was having a black baby to our family's. Just wondering what it is about black men and why she always let's them cum inside of her.
What is the name of the restaurant?
Hooters
That would have been fucking hilarious!!!