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Muslim mom and BBC
Mom used to be a strict Muslim until she got fucked by BBC
After that she started dressing more sexy and going out at night
The genital slit of the female is the target for the male genital.
I am a Moslem. I goto Mecca, do the whole kaabba stone thing. Mecca is a beautiful dessert city, beautiful dessert landscape
Me and my family was trying to have coffee at Starbucks until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside Starbucks and he was holding a banjo too and as Starbucks employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant.
Then after he started shouting EIEIO the employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Kamala supporter farted right in the Starbucks worker's face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.
Then about 20 minutes later the Kamala supporter leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear.
He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the funny farm.
Then the Kamala supporter snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich.
I was so pissed off I took the trannie's banjo and whacked him upside the head with his banjo as Starbucks workers began to drag this half naked Kamala supporter out of Starbucks as everybody applauded me for taking care of this whackjob while everybody outside pointed and laughed at this inbred trannie for his rude and disruptive antics as they hauled his ass off to the funny farm.