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As a teenager I used to roam the coastal dunes near where I lived. One day I was walking through the grass on the dunes and spotted a woman getting changed into a swimsuit. I got closer for a look. I had never seen a naked woman before except in porn mags. I guess she was in her 30s 40s. She couldn't see me but I could see her arse. My cock began to twitch. The she turned round and her tits were to die for. Lovely red nipples and the hairiest bush. I got my cock out and had cum by the time she got the swimsuit on.
She left her bag and clothes there as she went to the beach the other side of the scrubby undergrowth. I had a good sniff of her knickers. I guessed she wouldn't be long swimming. The water wasn't that warm. I hid myself in the bushes and waited. Sure enough she came back and stripped off. As she bent over to get her towel I could see her pussy lips from behind. Cock in hand I started to stroke but then her hubby came round. Completely naked with a huge hardon. He got hold of her lay her down on the sand and fucked her. I could see him going in and out 9f her wet pussy and she was trying not to moan too loudly. His balls twitched and spunk oozed out down his shift. I came into the sand the same time
I was at my Company Christmas Party with my Family, Friends, and Co Workers having a fun time until Santa showed up not to take pictures with the kids but was drunk and he was barefoot too. Santa began to climb on top of the Dinner Table where My Boss and his Family were sitting at and began to sing and slur the words to Santa Claus is coming to town very loudly as he began to drink more beer and his feet getting into everyone's food as Santa let out an ungodly fart in my Boss's face. My Boss was pissed and tried to attack Santa but his wife had to restrain him as Santa then began to strip his suit off and was now wearing Women's Underwear; he was Walking around in Women's Underwear. He also began to sing Walkin Around in women's Underwear as Santa then grabbed a hold of a pole and tried to pole dance on it only for Santa's Fat ass to break the pole and go crashing through my boss's table. Santa then stood up and brushed off the food and then ran inside the bathroom barefoot and I was grossed out and nearly gagged on my wine as Santa went barefoot into a public restroom. As Santa was taking a shit in the restroom I decided to set a trap for him to be ready for Santa's Nasty Ass. As I was setting the traps we could all hear Santa grunting on the toilet and letting out ungodly farts and everyone at the party could smell the stench of Santa's shit.
Hey, I was at that party, and I distinctly remember that you sucked Santa's dick and everyone was shocked that you swallowed
Santa then returned from the restroom wearing a thong with bells at the crotch and turd stains smeared all over his asscheeks and toilet paper hanging out his ass and off his feet with shit stains smeared everywhere including all over the Toilet and Restroom Floor. Santa for the love of God didn't Mrs. Claus teach you how to dress and how to behave at an event and to wipe your ass too? Then Santa picked up his foot and began to smell his fucking feet at the Christmas Party as everyone groaned in complete disgust and the kids were even more mortified. Then after Santa got done smelling his fucking feet he then slipped on toy cars we left in front of the bathroom as Santa fell on the floor as we all laughed. then Santa stood up and then went over to my friends and began to rub his hairy ass nipples in front of them, placed his hands around his head, swiveled his hips and said Julie. He then said Baby come sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas. My friend Julie kicked Santa in his Jingle Balls as Santa stumbled over to the refreshment table, grabbed the bowl of Eggnog, put his Foot in the Eggnog and sucked his fucking toes on the Fucking Eggnog as I dropped a paint bucket from above and his Santa in the head with a Paint Bucket, as Santa fell to the floor with the Eggnog spilling all over Santa and then The Elves all came to drag Santa's Drunk Half Naked ass back to the North Pole as Christmas has officially been ruined for me.